(Ok. Background info before starting this thing. Stickman is a Superhero I made up because I was trying to draw a comic, (that I still haven't finished yet) and I can't draw very well, and the only type of people I can draw reasonably well are stick figures. So... without further ado.... The Radio Adventures of Stickman!)

Narrator: Stickman raced through the streets of Stickville to catch up to the greatest Stickvillian of all time and...

Little child with whiney voice: (Interrupts) Wait!

Narrator: (sighs)

Little child w/ whiney voice: Mommy? Is Stickman real?

Mommy: Of course not honey.

Little child: Then how can he be a stick figure? Because if something isn't real, then its nothing, and nothing can't be something. So Mommy? Why is nothing pretending to be Stickman? How can Nothing be a Superhero?

Mommy: I don't know darling.

Little child: Mommy?

Mommy: Yes?

Little child: Is Nothing good or bad?

Mommy: Sometimes Nothing can be good, like if there's nothing wrong with someone. But if there's nothing in a container then it can cause a vacuum, which can be good or bad.

Little child: Is that how vacuum cleaners are made?

Narrator: And that's all the time we have for today. Will Little Child stop asking questions? Will Stickman finally appear in the story? Are vacuum cleaners made by making a vacuum? Will Stickman catch the Stickvillian in time? Find out next time in the RADIO ADVENTURES OF STICKMAN!